A Cat's Life

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

US Election 2008: Results

Congratulations to President-Designate Obama!

The complete results don't seem to be final yet, with 4 senators not decided and North Carolina and Missouri not called (although I can't see why they don't call North Carolina).

If I use CNN's current numbers, this is what we get:
Winner: Obama
Popular Vote: Obama 53, McCain 46
Electoral Vote:
McCain 174 = 142 + GA 15, MT 3, ND 3, MO 11
Obama 364 = 234 + FL 27, NH 4, NC 15, VA 13, PA 21, OH 20, CO 9, NM 5, NV 5, IN 11
Senate: 56-60

So given that, how did we do? Much better than in the Canadian election, it seems.

Champ wins, or at least we will call him "Winner-designate" pending the final tally.

He got every state right and completes a rare double: Canada and USA. FC, says I.

Gilman and I got the popular vote right (although this may change), and only a single state wrong. If I could have got just a few hundred more votes in Missouri... oh well there's always 2012 when I'll be predicting a Palin landslide.

Note: we'll ignore the Senate calculations until December or so.


STANDINGS
1. Champ 3 points
0 + 3 + 0 (All states correct)

T2. Gilman 11 points
0 + 0 + 11 points (IN)

T2. Snowy 11 points
0 + 0 + 11 points (MO)

4. Oaf 33 points
0 + 3 + 30 (NH, IN, NC)

5. Glenn 41 points
0 + 3 + 38 (NC, OH, ND)

6. Steel Curtain 76 points
0 + 3 + 73 points (IN, FL, OH, NC)

7. Mum 89 points
0 + 3 + 86 points (FL, VA, NV, CO, MO, ND, MT, GA)

8. Dad 113 points
0 + 9 + 104 (MI, NC, VA, PA, CO, NM, MO, MT)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

US Election 2008: Predictions

Feel free to post your prediction on the upcoming US Presidential Election as a comment on this blog or email me directly. I will append all comments and emails to this main posting until 11:59PM on Monday, November 3, 2008.

The quiz consists of four questions.

1. The Winner?
This question is a simple "Who Will Win the Presidential Election?" Failure to say "Obama" (the correct answer) will cost you 1000 points. Failure for the US voters to get this right will cost us all a lot more.

2. Popular Vote
The second question is for the popular vote. Pick McCain and Obama's percentages only. Lose 3 points for each percentage you differ by.

3. Senate
How many Senators will the Democrats (and their proxies) end up with? Lose 1 point for each number you are off by (It is expected to be between 53 and 62).
Breaking news: I'm counting Sanders and Lieberman in this calculation. This makes the most sense since they will be caucausing with the democrats.

4. Electoral Vote
This question is for the states. You will lose the number of electoral votes available for each state you get wrong. I am ignoring the congressional district electoral votes for Nebraska and Maine for the purposes of this quiz, but feel free to write-in any changes here if you have one.

To aid those readers who can't quickly name all 50 states, I list some "solid Obama" and "solid McCain" states. Feel free to change as you wish, but you probably shouldn't. If you say nothing, I'll assume you agree with me here.

I have assigned these 18 states to McCain (142 electoral votes)
SC 8, TX 34, AL 9, LA 9, MS 6, TN 11, KY 8, OK 7, AR 6, WV 5, KS 6, NE 5, SD 3, AZ 10, UT 5, ID 4, WY 3, AK 3

I have assigned these 18 states (and 1 district) to Obama (234 electoral votes)
MA 12, CT 7, ME 4, RI 4, VT 3, NY 31, NJ 15, MD 10, DC 3, DE 3, MI 17, IL 21, WI 10, MN 10, IA 7, CA 55, WA 11, OR 7, HI 4

These are 14 possible toss-ups (162 electoral votes):
NH 4, FL 27, GA 15, NC 15, VA 13, MO 11, PA 21, OH 20, IN 11, ND 3, CO 9, NM 5, NV 5, MT 3

So please submit your answers, and may the best candidate win.


1. Gilman
1. Winner: Obama
2. Popular vote: Obama - 53%, McCain - 46%
3. Senate: 59(D) / 41 (R)
4. Electoral vote:
McCain(142)+ GA 15, ND 3, MT 3, MO 11, IN 11
Total: 185

Obama(234)+ FL 27, NH 4, NC 15, VA 13, PA 21, OH 20, CO 9, NM 5, NV 5
Total: 353


2. Snowy
1. Winner: Obama
2. Popular vote: Obama - 53%, McCain - 46%
3. Senate: 58(D) / 42 (R)
4. Electoral vote:
McCain(142)+ GA 15, ND 3, MT 3
Total: 163

Obama(234)+ IN 11, MO 11, FL 27, NH 4, NC 15, VA 13, PA 21, OH 20, CO 9, NM 5, NV 5
Total: 375


3. Steel Curtain
1. Winner: Obama
2. Popular vote: Obama - 52%, McCain - 46%
3. Senate: 58(D) / 42 (R)
4. Electoral vote:
McCain(142)+ GA 15, ND 3, MT 3, + IN 11, MO 11, FL 27, NC 15, OH 20,
Total: 247

Obama(234) NH 4, VA 13, PA 21, CO 9, NM 5, NV 5
Total: 291


4. Mum
1. Winner: Obama.
2. Popular Vote: 53 / 47.
3. Senate: 59(D) / 41(R).
4. Electoral votes:
McCain: 142 + FL 27, VA 13, CO 9, NV 5.
Total: 196

Obama: 234 + NH 4, GA 15, NC 15, MO 11, PA 21, OH 20, IN 11, ND 3, NM 5, MT 3.
Total: 342


5. Dad
1. Winner: Obama.
2. Popular Vote: 52 / 48.
3. Senate: 58(D) / 42(R)
4. Electoral votes:
McCain 142 + MI 17, GA 15, NC 15, VA 13, PA 21, ND 3, CO 9, NM 5
Total: 240

Obama 234 - MI 17 + NH 4, FL 27, MO 11, OH 20, IN 11, NV 5, and MT 3
Total: 298


6. Glenn
1. The Winner: Obama
2. Popular Vote: Obama 53 - McCain 47
3. Senate: 60(D) / 40 (R)
4. Electoral votes:
McCain 142 + GA 15, NC 15,MO 11,OH 20,MT 3
Total: 206

Obama 234 + FL 27, VA 13, PA 21,NH 4, IN 11,CO 9, NM 5, NV 5
Total: 329

No winner selected ND 3

7. Champ
1. The Winner: Obama
2. Popular Vote: Obama 53 - McCain 45
3. Senate: 60(D) / 40 (R)
4. Electoral votes:
McCain(142)+ GA 15, MO 11, ND 3, MT 3
Total: 174

Obama(234)+ IN 11, FL 27, NH 4, NC 15, VA 13, PA 21, OH 20, CO 9, NM 5, NV 5
Total: 364


8. Oaf
1. The Winner: Obama
2. Popular Vote: Obama 52 - McCain 45
3. Senate: 56(D) / 44 (R)
4. Electoral votes:
McCain(142)+ NH 4, GA 15, NC 15, MO 11, IN 11, ND 3, MT 3
Total: 204

Obama(234)+ FL 27, VA 13, PA 21, OH 20, CO 9, NM 5, NV 5
Total: 334


Please note that we are counting Sanders and Lieberman for the Democrats.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Canadian Election 2008: Results

The results are in and it is time for congratulations to Stephen Harper on winning a second term with an increased minority. The Tories did far better than every participant in this pool predicted and the Liberals did far worse.

But enough about the actual election. So who won the pool????

Final Results
1. Champ 88
2. Big J 97
3. Glenn 101
4. Oaf 112
5. Mum 117
6. Snowy Cat 123
7. Steel Curtain 144
8. Gilman 150
9. Dad 151

Congratulations to the Champ for winning!

But realistically speaking, none of our predictions were particularly impressive, so let's all try to do better in the US Election Pool.

See you when the minority government falls.


Actual Result
1. Election Result
CONSERVATIVE MINORITY

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 143, LIB: 76, BQ: 50, NDP: 37, OTH: 2

3. Popular Vote
CON: 38, LIB: 26, BQ: 10, NDP: 18, OTH: 8

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: Ont, BC, Man, Alta, Sask, NB
Liberal: NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que
Tie: Terr

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? CON
c) Who wins Central Nova? CON
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? NO


POOL PARTICIPANTS

1. Champ 88 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 9 LIB: 9 BQ: 6 NDP: 5 OTH: 1
: 30 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 9 LIB: 0 BQ: 0 NDP: 3 OTH: 6
: 18 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 10 points (Central Nova, Alberta)

2. Big J 97 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 9 LIB: 14 BQ: 1 NDP: 1 OTH: 1
: 26 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 18 LIB: 0 BQ: 3 NDP: 15 OTH: 0
: 36 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 5 points (Central Nova)

3. Glenn 101 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 19 LIB: 24 BQ: 0 NDP: 4 OTH: 1
: 48 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 9 LIB: 0 BQ: 0 NDP: 0 OTH: 9
: 18 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 5 points (Alberta)

4. Oaf 112 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 12 LIB: 20 BQ: 3 NDP: 11 OTH: 0
: 46 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 6 LIB: 15 BQ: 3 NDP: 6 OTH: 6
: 36 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 10 points (Saanich, Alberta)

5. Mum 117 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 8 LIB: 18 BQ: 3 NDP: 11 OTH: 2
: 42 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 3 LIB: 12 BQ: 3 NDP: 6 OTH: 6
: 30 points
4. Provincial Winners: 20 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 10 points (Saanich, Central Nova, Alberta)

6. Snowy Cat 123 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 25 LIB: 23 BQ: 1 NDP: 3 OTH: 0
: 52 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 18 LIB: 6 BQ: 0 NDP: 6 OTH: 6
: 36 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 5 points (Alberta)

7. Steel Curtain 144 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 27 LIB: 34 BQ: 2 NDP: 4 OTH: 1
: 68 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 18 LIB: 9 BQ: 0 NDP: 3 OTH: 6
: 36 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 10 points (Central Nova, Alberta)

8. Gilman 150 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 23 LIB: 20 BQ: 5 NDP: 10 OTH: 2
: 60 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 18 LIB: 9 BQ: 15 NDP: 6 OTH: 12
: 60 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 0 points

9. Dad 151 points
1. Election Result: 0 points
2. Seat Tally: CON: 19 LIB: 35 BQ: 0 NDP: 14 OTH: 2
: 70 points
3. Popular Vote: CON: 3 LIB: 18 BQ: 3 NDP: 12 OTH: 0
: 36 points
4. Provincial Winners: 30 points (Ontario, NB,Territories)
5. Questions: 15 points (Saanich, Central Nova, Alberta)

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Canadian Election 2008: Predictions

All readers of this blog are encouraged to submit election predictions for the Canadian Federal Election, which takes place Tuesday October 14, 2008. Simply add your predictions as a comment (or email me) - I will remove the comment and add your predictions to the main article. If you prefer that I refrain from posting your predictions until the last minute, I will oblige.

This is for glory only - and is not a money contest. Only picks submitted before the first polls close will be included.

Please pick:
1) Government Result
2) Seat Tally
3) Popular Vote
4) Provincial Winners
5) Special Bonus Questions

Scoring works as follows:
Points (which are bad) are given for results that diverge from reality. The person with the fewest accumulated points wins. Results will be posted in a followup blog entry.

1) Government Result
- receive 25 points if you get the wrong winner
- receive 15 points if you get the government type wrong (e.g. majority vs. minority)

2) Seat Tally
- receive 1 point for each seat you are off for each of the 5 main parties

3) Popular Vote
- receive 3 points for each % you are off each party's final vote count

4) Provincial Winners
- receive 10 points if you get the province winner wrong
Note: Yukon/NWT/Nunavut are grouped together as "Territories".

5) Bonus Questions
- receive 5 points if you get a bonus question wrong
a) Who wins Papineau (Justin Trudeau)?
b) Who wins Saanich-Gulf Islands?
c) Who wins Central Nova (Elizabeth May)?
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra?
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre?
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep?

2006 Predictions
2006 Results

POOL PARTICIPANTS


Gilman

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 120, LIB: 96, BQ: 45, NDP: 47, OTH: 0

3. Popular Vote
CON: 32, LIB: 29, BQ: 15, NDP: 20, OTH: 4

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, Terr, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? CON
c) Who wins Central Nova? CON
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? NO

Champ

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 134, LIB: 85, BQ: 56, NDP: 32, OTH: 1

3. Popular Vote
CON: 35, LIB: 26, BQ: 10, NDP: 19, OTH: 10

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, Terr, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? CON
c) Who wins Central Nova? GREEN
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? YES

Big J

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 134, LIB: 90, BQ: 49, NDP: 34, OTH: 1

3. Popular Vote
CON: 32, LIB: 26, BQ: 11, NDP: 23, OTH: 8

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, Terr, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? CON
c) Who wins Central Nova? LIB
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? NO

Snowy Cat

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 118, LIB: 99, BQ: 49, NDP: 40, OTH: 2

3. Popular Vote
CON: 32, LIB: 28, BQ: 10, NDP: 20, OTH: 10

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, Terr, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? CON
c) Who wins Central Nova? CON
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? YES

Glenn

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 124, LIB: 100, BQ: 50, NDP: 33, OTH: 1

3. Popular Vote
CON: 35, LIB: 26, BQ: 10, NDP: 18, OTH: 11

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, Terr, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? CON
c) Who wins Central Nova? CON
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? YES


Oaf

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 131, LIB: 96, BQ: 53, NDP: 26, OTH: 2

3. Popular Vote
CON: 36, LIB: 31, BQ: 11, NDP: 16, OTH: 6

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, Terr, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? LIB
c) Who wins Central Nova? CON
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? YES

Mum

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 135, LIB: 94, BQ: 53, NDP: 26, OTH: 0

3. Popular Vote
CON: 37, LIB: 30, BQ: 11, NDP: 16, OTH: 6

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que
NDP: Terr

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? LIB
c) Who wins Central Nova? LIB
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? YES

Dad

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 124, LIB: 111, BQ: 50, NDP: 23, OTH: 0

3. Popular Vote
CON: 35, LIB: 32, BQ: 11, NDP: 14, OTH: 8

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI
BQ: Que
NDP: Terr

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? LIB
c) Who wins Central Nova? LIB
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? YES


Steel Curtain

1. Election Result
Conservative Minority

2. Seat Tally (308 Total)
CON: 116, LIB: 110, BQ: 48, NDP: 33, OTH: 1

3. Popular Vote
CON: 32, LIB: 29, BQ: 10, NDP: 19, OTH: 10

4. Provincial Winners
Conservative: BC, Man, Alta, Sask
Liberal: Ont, NB, NS, Nfld, PEI, Terr
BQ: Que

5. Bonus Questions
a) Who wins Papineau? LIB
b) Who wins Saanich-GulfIslands? CON
c) Who wins Central Nova? GREEN
d) Who wins Vancouver-Quadra? LIB
e) Who wins Vancouver-Centre? LIB
f) Is Alberta a Tory sweep? YES

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Entry 109: I Don't Understand Finance

Date: September 24, 2008
Weight: 196 pounds

Why are the fat cat financial firms asking for a $700 Billion bailout? And why does a "free-enterprise" Republican like W. think this is a good idea? This can't be right.

Shouldn't the government let 'em all rot?

Talk of "financial armageddon" is nonsense. Companies that have made foolish decisions and didn't understand what the word "risk" meant deserve to be bankrupted. And when other companies go down with them, then they deserve it too. The CEOs who presided over the mess should be hunted down and put in prison camps. There really ought to be a law. In fact, I'm sure there is one.

I hope that the U.S. Congress has the wisdom to turn down these welfare cases and refuse this ridiculous bailout. And if this brings down the whole financial system then I say "Hallelujah!"

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Entry 108: Там будут слезы!

Date: July 10, 2008
Weight: 193 pounds
Song: The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever

Today was my last day of work for two blessed weeks. Tomorrow the Balfour trip begins at dawn. We head to Christina Lake for the first leg of the Troll/Hoser conflict. It will be a long day given that I am already tired and sleep-deprived, but I think I can handle it.

Let the battle commence.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Entry 107: Almost Balfour

Date: July 9, 2008
Weight: 194 pounds
Song: Pachelbel - Canon in D

The golf season has been hit and miss thus far, but mostly miss. I failed to qualify for the BC Amateur (missing by 20 odd shots, and making a fool of myself). I failed to win the SWUMP, losing to Mark on the 19th hole back on Canada Day. Man - I am still upset that I didn't go for the green on #18 instead of losing because I failed to layup properly and then couldn't two-putt. I wish I'd fallen with my boots on!

But all the miseries of the recent and distant past can be forgotten, because Balfour is upon us. We leave Friday morning and I am excited. I don't expect to play particularly well, but I really don't mind. I have achieved perfect contentment.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Entry 106: Huzzah for Gilman and Wife

Date: July 8, 2008
Weight: 194 pounds
Song: Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries

Gilman and Mrs. Gilman tied the knot on Sunday in a beautiful ceremony at Queen Elizabeth Park. I was maestro of the music and sat at the back of the hall playing the songs on the CD when cued by the commissioner. I didn't know what the songs would be so it was a treat to hear them as they came out. The above song was the Gilmans's exit music - they left in style.

I found the affair quite emotional and was moved to tears (of course I will cry at the drop of a hat). I think part of it is because as Paul is not one to use phony words and phrases (what he says, he means, more or less), so to hear the powerful professings of love and committment - well let's just say it was quite devoid of irony which is a welcome tonic for an aging hipster like me. They're off to Costa Rica so I wish them all the best.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Entry 105: Gilman's Big Day - Part One

Date: July 2, 2008
Weight: 194 pounds
Song: Simon and Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence

Star Wars is on TV right now except that it's the awful version with extra dinosaurs. I will pretend that it does not exist.


"Gilman's Big Day"

"These are truly terrible seats," said Slippers. "I can't see anything!"

"Quiet you! We'll miss the ceremony!"

So Chance and Slippers sat in the second row from the back of the church waiting for the action to begin. As they waited, the sky grew dim, and a crack of thunder sounded in the distance.

"What a beautiful couple," said the Texan. "As beautiful as a couple of ostrich eggs."

Gilman arrived at the altar to tremendous applause and began to speak.

"Ia! Ia! Praise to our Master! Cthulhu fthagn! This shall be done for you!"

"Wow - that's his best speech yet," observed Slippers. Chance nodded as they waited for the arrival of Gilman's bride to-be.

"I hope that this ceremony goes off without a hitch," said Chance, nervously eyeing the cackling villains lurking in the vestibule.

"Fools!" announced Roggles. "I have you now!"

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Entry 104: Plastics

Date: June 25, 2008
Weight: 192 pounds
Song: Faith No More - Midlife Crisis

For some reason, people often speak of middle age as being someone in their fifties. This makes no sense. Our biblical allotment is 70 years, so 35 is halfway there (though actuarial tables suggest that a man of 40 years can expect to live for exactly 40 more).

So what should I do with this last half of my life? Keep trudging on? Prepare for something better? Work has been alright lately, but they have recently decided to transfer my work to Bangalore so I don't know what I'll be doing in 2-3 months time. This is tough because I am a creature of routine and I don't like change! The good news is that I may get a trip to India out of the deal, which would be fun (I think).

All these things to think about before my morning coffee.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Entry 103: 35 and Overweight?

Date: June 24, 2008
Weight: 192 pounds
Song: Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen

I'm getting tired of the highly directed Facebook ads that pop up when I log in. They know so much about me. Perhaps sometimes there is too much information out there.

We are now in the heart of summer, and I approve. This week sees the longest days of the year with sunset not falling until 9:20pm. We even golfed till 10:40pm one day last week, but that was crazy.

Gilman's wedding is coming up shortly. Since I'm getting a little nervous about it as just some random guest, I can only imagine how he is holding up. Is it Caves Gilman wondering where the shots are coming from, or is it magnificent Stack Gilman calmly searching and destroying every intruder. Anyways - best of luck to the future Mr. and Mrs. Gilman (and pudge)!

Friday, June 20, 2008

Entry 102: Obama Will Win In a Rout

Date: June 20, 2008
Weight: 191 pounds
Song: Allman Brothers - In Memory of Elizabeth Reed

The consensus until now is that the U.S. Election may be close between Obama and McCain. Strategists pore over maps wondering which states will be in play and craft master strategies for winning 50% + 1 of the electoral votes. On the Democratic side, supporters ring their hands looking at the impossibility of winning battleground states like Ohio and Florida and wonder how the inevitable red/blue electoral calculus can resolve itself favourably.

Well let me tell you now to stop worrying.

Obama is going to win in a landslide. Why? Because the economy is in the toilet (or more importantly, it is perceived to be in the toilet). This is why parties get voted out of office. It's the economy, stupid.

The fact that 10 other factors point towards the Republicans getting demolished is just a happy add-on.

I'm not sure if Obama reaches 400 electoral votes (it's about 50/50), but I guarantee he reaches 350.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Entry 101: I Don't Care About The Environment

Date: June 18, 2008
Weight: 192 pounds
Song: Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday

There's a number of people at work who live and breathe by various environmental concerns. Carbon tax this, take the bus to work that. What do we do about Peak Oil! If they come to talk to you, it's not likely to be about your job or life but about your carbon footprint.

I used to not feel too strongly about the environment one way or the other, but dealing with all these self-righteous environmentalists have changed my tune. I just don't care. Screw this stupid planet.

Now it's not that I don't believe the environmental scare-mongering. For the most part I accept it. No, it's that I don't think the earth belongs to me in any way. It's not my planet, it's their planet, and they know it. They have the money, they have the power. I have nothing.

So I'll do my best to pay my bills and make ends meet. The planet can fend for itself.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Entry 100: All Is Well

Date: June 17, 2008
Weight: 193 pounds
Song: Rush - Vital Signs

Life is OK. Played a scramble against BigJ at Riverway today. Huge victory. Was 6-under through 16 before an unfortunate double-water-double-bogey on #17 led to a 68.

Scramble golf is the wave of the future. One ball golf is for suckers.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Entry 99: Golfing At Night

Date: June 16, 2008
Weight: 193 pounds
Song: R.E.M. - Gardening at Night

I have now played golf the last eight days in a row, mostly finishing the round between 10pm and 10:30pm (it's 100% visibility). Now less than half of these scores have been under 80, and the trend line is not good. Why? I feel things sometimes coming into the focus, but then with a flash they are gone and the shots become poor (and the less said about my putting the better). Why can I not maintain myself at the adequate level that I have previously achieved.

So I need to decide whether to play golf less or maybe play even more, in a last ditch attempt to return to being decent.

Sometimes I just don't understand how something that I allegedly enjoy can cause such little joy.

Sigh. I guess I'll be out again tomorrow. Somebody should bring whiskey, and perhaps a saxophone.

Oh - congrats to Tiger. 14 majors. He is our generation's... actually there is no longer any obvious comparable.