Entry 105: Gilman's Big Day - Part One

Date: July 2, 2008
Weight: 194 pounds
Song: Simon and Garfunkel - The Sound of Silence

Star Wars is on TV right now except that it's the awful version with extra dinosaurs. I will pretend that it does not exist.


"Gilman's Big Day"

"These are truly terrible seats," said Slippers. "I can't see anything!"

"Quiet you! We'll miss the ceremony!"

So Chance and Slippers sat in the second row from the back of the church waiting for the action to begin. As they waited, the sky grew dim, and a crack of thunder sounded in the distance.

"What a beautiful couple," said the Texan. "As beautiful as a couple of ostrich eggs."

Gilman arrived at the altar to tremendous applause and began to speak.

"Ia! Ia! Praise to our Master! Cthulhu fthagn! This shall be done for you!"

"Wow - that's his best speech yet," observed Slippers. Chance nodded as they waited for the arrival of Gilman's bride to-be.

"I hope that this ceremony goes off without a hitch," said Chance, nervously eyeing the cackling villains lurking in the vestibule.

"Fools!" announced Roggles. "I have you now!"