A Cat's Life

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Entry 22: Good Riddance!

Date: Jan 31, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds
Song: Elliott Smith - Coast to Coast

January is easily the worst month of the year. But soon we enter February with its increasingly late sunsets, and it's almost possible to hear those spring songbirds chirping and the magnolias blooming.

Goodbye January, you will not be missed.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Entry 21: Emptiness and Hope

Date: Jan 30, 2008
Weight: 198 pounds
Song: Neutral Milk Hotel - Two Headed Boy Part 2

We're back to -2 today which is good but there are some bogey holes ahead. I was a bit surprised given how many bacon chocolate chip cookies I ate yesterday, but I suppose it's all noise in the short term. It won't be until we see the first 18X reading that we'll know we're on the right track.

On a typical icy Vancouver day recently, a friend of mine was wondering why on earth women would ever wear heels, given their obvious shortcomings on troubled terrain, and presented it in the "This thing other people do is obviously retarded so why do people do retarded things?" format. I get uneasy at this because I always try to make it a point of actually understanding why people do other things. For example I heard another friend completely baffled at the concept of professional sports. It wasn't that they weren't a fan (which is fair enough I suppose) - but they honestly COULD NOT understand why anyone else would ever care about something so clearly pointless.

Should I answer these questions? It's probably a waste - but anyways, just remember that heels are NOT really about practicality - they're about esthetics, beauty, and fashion, and their "non-usefulness" is sort of the point. As for sports? Well - for the most part guys like competing and doing exercise (and hunting and killing things). But if you're not doing it, then it's worthwhile to study others doing it - especially those who do it better than anyone else. This is why it's easy to watch the "best athletes" play hockey, but watching some losers skate around is boring. Cause you're not really learning anything.

Anyways. Lots of people have different values. Some of those values and priorities are different than yours. Try to take a second to imagine why they think that way, rather than assuming they are simply not seeing "your world view".

Along those lines, I've been pondering why people get into religion. Are you dealing with tough questions? Of course you are, and we have easy answers! Come to our ten week course and we'll show you how you to live! And even if you don't like it, you'll meet interesting people with lots of the same questions you have so you won't feel alone, and you'll probably make some friends. And what we speak of can't be crazy, or why else would billions of other people believe it too?

So I do understand why people get religion. But that doesn't mean I believe any of it.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Entry 20: Waiting for that feeling

Date: Jan 29, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds
Mood: Overwhelmed
Song: Blur - Tender

I bought some socks yesterday. They are nice socks.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Entry 19: Slouching Towards Balfour

Date: Jan 28, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds
Mood: A Variety of Moods
Song: The Smithereens - Crazy Mixed-Up Kid

I'm doing some navel gazing tonight (with Shiraz), but I will spare you the details.

Hey - let's talk golf instead. The 2008 BC Amateur is coming to Vancouver! It will be at Marine Drive, July 22-25. I do not want to miss this event, so I have six months to find a golf game. Don't bet against me!

Now pass me my wine as I lapse into a drunken stupor.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Entry 18: A Wintery Squirrel Snack

Date: Jan 27, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds
Mood: Tired
Song: Replacements - Skyway

There is lots of snow and cold weather in the forecast for the coming week. Golf can wait.

Slippers is eyeing a squirrel. I wonder if he would try to eat it?

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Entry 17: There She Goes

Date: Jan 26, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds
Mood: Content
Song: The La's - There She Goes

I am not a traveller. I prefer to stay close to home and read about foreign countries. There's little of the travelling experience that I enjoy wholeheartedly. The confusion of not knowing where to go. The strangers acting in strange ways eating strange foods. The unfamiliar sights and smells. The absence of my cats. All in all, I'd rather watch TV, drink a Sleeman's Honey Lager, and play a round at Fraserview.

But I have a friend who's not like that, and she's off once again (this Monday) to various antipodal places. Have a great trip!

Anyways, I have to run as I have to go help put some boxes into a storage facility.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Entry 16: Inspiration?

Date: Jan 25, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds
Mood: Inspired
Song: Modest Mouse - Wild Packs of Family Dogs

Today is a good day. Not only have I attracted a third reader, but it is Friday, the third best day of the week. No amount of potentially golf-denying snow will ruin my fun.

My two hopes when I restarted the blog would be that I would be shamed into losing weight and inspired into listening to new music. Though neither has happened yet, I can tell that it will happen soon. My diet is improving, I am even shunning french fries today!

I've been relistening to the scores from Entries 1-15. If you haven't listened to the songs as we go, then you are missing out as some of them are not half-terrible.

Have a great weekend.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Entry 15: Blank

Date: Jan 24, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds
Mood: Moodless
Song: Belle and Sebastian - This Is Just a Modern Rock Song

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Entry 14: No Time To Panic

Date: Jan 23, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds
Mood: Resigned
Song: Jesus and Mary Chain - Never Understand

Perhaps it is true that some level of fitness may be required to achieve weight loss and health improvement. But it would not yet be fair to abandon the "do little" approach until we've conclusively proved that it's not working. And 14 days is far too short a sample size for such drastic suggestions. So I will stay the course and monitor my progress a little further before making radical changes.

I can already predict trouble tomorrow, given the beers I drank at the game and the "Dein rookie cookie" I enjoyed this afternoon for no particular reason. Plus the pastries? Hmmm...

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Entry 13: The Sinister Fat Man

Date: Jan 22, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds
Mood: Confused
Song: Pixies - Where Is My Mind?

I am as fat as Chance and as hungry as Slippers. This is not going well.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Entry 12: I think this blog's mostly filler

Date: Jan 21, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds
Mood: World-weary
Song: Hole - Malibu

I have nothing to say. Enjoy your bread and/or circuses.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Entry 11: The Proof is in the Pudding

Date: Jan 20, 2008
Weight: 198 pounds
Mood: Clumsy
Song: Sinead O'Connor - The Emperor's New Clothes

I was put to the test last night and came through by not buying a hot dog, mini-donuts, or an ice cream treat. The reward was immediately felt as I weighed in back at 198 again today. If this continues to go well I may yet be able to reclaim those forgotten clothes at the back of my closet that last fit me some years back. Perhaps by summer? This emperor's new clothes will be the old clothes.

Well, actually I will have to treat myself by buying some new clothes as I certainly will have deserved it at that future hypothetical date. All cats love shopping - especially when you're not shopping for burlap sacks.

So my goal is to get to 190 by the Masters, 180 by Balfour, and all the way down to 170 by Christmas. Ambitious? Yes. But the final proof will be in the pudding - tasty pudding which I will not eat.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Entry 10: If You Can Keep Your Head...

Date: Jan 19, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds
Mood: Hungry, but not eating chocolate, well not eating much chocolate
Song: White Stripes - Seven Nation Army

The Canucks lost 4-3 tonight to a bad L.A. Kings team despite outshooting them 47-25. Why? Well, there were a couple of bad lapses (Kesler leaving his man to pick up his stick!), some lucky goals, and most notably the absence of Willie Mitchell's long stick. Is there a reason to panic? No there isn't. It's frustrating to listen to fans after a game like this because they are far too results focused. If the team loses then something is wrong, whereas if the team wins something must be good. No - sometimes you can play pretty well and still lose when you should have won.

So the Canucks are in good shape, and look for a good game Monday against Minnesota. I have trouble seeing who exactly can beat us in the playoffs. This is beggining to look like it's Luongo's year to claim the Cup.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Entry 9: Hooray for Everything

Date: Jan 18, 2008
Weight: 198 pounds
Mood: Moody
Song: Neil Young - After The Gold Rush

I'm hoping to play golf tomorrow but it might snow.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Entry 8: First Light!

Date: Jan 17, 2008
Weight: 198 pounds (!)
Mood: Surprised
Song: The Shins - Kissing the Lipless

After seven days of stagnating at my starting weight, I've dropped two pounds!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Entry 7: Monkey Business

Date: Jan 16, 2008
Weight: Still 200 pounds
Mood: Agreeable
Song: Arcade Fire - Keep The Car Running

I've got a single candle going as I type this. I like candles.

I'm not a religious person. I don't believe in the "sky-bully" or anything supernatural. I think the universe is majestic and interesting enough to explain itself without help from some funny stories that some crazy folks went and made up one day.

This current state of my unbelief is probably a shame because if I had been born more than 150 years ago I surely would have a been a fine priest or a monk. I am well-disposed towards ritual, being nice to people, genteel learning, and deference to authority. I would have done well, at least until I was murdered during Vespers by Novice Basil.

So I've clearly missed my calling, but that's OK because high-tech is also rewarding.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Entry 6: Unearned Unhappiness

Date: Jan 15, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds :(
Mood: Expanding
Song: Ben Folds Five - Battle of Who Could Care Less

Well I'm back to 200 today. I hope this doesn't prove a trend. Anyways, my workday was challenging and I left early to watch the Canucks lose to Columbus. Why did they send down their secondary scorers (Jaffray/Raymond) so that they could dress a "blue-colour" bunch of thugs (Brown/Rypien)? I can't see this working long term and I believe these sorts of skillless players tend to be overrated just because they show effort.

Today was a disappointing payday. Because it is the new year, the CPP has kicked in again and the amount is less than it ought to be. As I much enjoy my moneys, I thoroughly dislike this. I think that mandatory raises should be administered each January so that you never experience a temporary loss of salary. This was money I could have used to buy some Friskies! Slippers, do you understand that you must go hungry because of the evil corporation that employs me? Slippers understands. He is a smart cat. We could all learn from Slippers. Slippers is nodding. Slippers agrees. Smart cat, Slippers.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Entry 5: It was a dark and stormy night...

Date: Jan 14, 2008
Weight: 199 pounds (!!!)
Mood: Optimistic
Song: Nick Drake - Three Hours

My decision to eat a 6-inch sub with no cookies yesterday has met with immediate results and I've notched my first sub-200 weigh-in. Will this be the last ever or the first of many more? My money's on a steady decline until we're back to a fighting weight of 169 and a steady stream of sub 38-minute grinds which will catch all you winter nappers by surprise.

I've definitely been in a better mood since I've rebooted the blog. Wow - it's brutally cold and windy today. On days like this, it's hard to believe that mankind ever claimed dominion over nature. But thankfully the walls are keeping the structure standing and my extra sweater is fighting off the growing winter chill. I score it Civilization 1, Nature 0.

Speaking of the U.S. Presidential Election, I will be quite excited if John McCain can win the Republican nomination. He's totally sane - how could someone like that when the nod? What's with the U.S. obsession over illegal immigrants? Am I the only one who thinks Lou Dobbs and his ilk are morons? As for who wins it all in November, I think it's going to eventually be Obama as Hillary's negatives are going to catch up with her. I think David Palmer has paved the way and Obama is going to bring it home. It should be a good year to be a political watcher.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Entry 4: Sleep While You Can

Date: Jan 13, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds (still no change)
Mood: Content
Song: Explosions in the Sky - Remember Me As a Time Of Day

Slippers is sleeping on the Gned's old Green Chair, while Chance is asleep on the couch. They've got it right. Sleep is a wonderful thing. I wish I was as good at it.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Entry 3: There Is a Design

Date: Jan 12, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds
Mood: Truly Disappointed
Song: Sufjan Stevens - Vito's Ordination Song

The Seattle Seahawks lost to Green Bay today despite leading 14-0 almost immediately. It's a shame, but they weren't very good this year so it was not a real surprise. This is certainly proving to be a quiet weekend after a busy and stressful week at work. But aren't all weeks stressful for you, S. Cat? I suppose you're right - maybe I should aim to be less stressed by the daily minutae.

Anyways, I lent Peter my car today for some reason so I'm kompletely karless in Kerrisdale, which suits me fine as I have nowhere to go.

I'm all out of leftover KFC, so I will have to leave the house tomorrow (or starve). This is a good thing as I'm thinking of buying some healthy frozen meals. Maybe I will do this, and then maybe I'll start to shed these unhealthy pounds? Time will tell.

But I'm not out of birthday chocolates yet, and I hear some chocolate-covered almonds calling to me even as I type. Mmmmm... chocolatey goodness.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Entry 2: Screaming From Beneath The Waves

Date: Jan 11, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds
Mood: Withdrawn
Song: Ocean Rain - Echo and the Bunnymen

I ate KFC and choclates today.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Entry 1: Life Begins at 200

Date: Jan 10, 2008
Weight: 200 pounds
Mood: Contemplative

It is a fact that I haven't blogged for the past year. I am not sure what I hoped to achieve through this but I have almost certainly failed. As I need some creative outlet and I can't think of anything else, I may well hang out here in this long-forgotten corner of the internet. And rather than crank up the quality of my posts, I have decided to simply increase the quantity.

After months of threatening, I have reached 200 pounds which I think is quite enough. So I will be posting my daily weight in an effort to shame myself back into shape. I can't imagine I will be successful, but it's worth a shot.

For each entry I will list a song. This is what I am listening to while writing the entry but there's no reason for you to listen to it while you read. But of course, there's no reason not to listen to it either.

Today's song is Hanging Around The Day (Part Two) by The Polyphonic Spree, which seems appropriate.

And that's all for today!